The game warden asked the Cajun, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "Naw, Sir", replied the Cajun. "I ain't got none of dem der licenses, you confused, dese here are my pet fish"
"Pet Fish?" Asks the warden.
"Yeah, evry night, I take dese fish down to the lake, n let 'em swim 'round for a bit, then whistle, dey jump right back in the ice chess, and I take 'em home".
"That's a bunch of bull malarkey!!" Says the warden, "Fish can't do that!"
The Cajun looked at the warden for a moment and said "it's the truth mr. Government man. I'll sho yah it works!!"
"Ok" says the game warden "I've gotta see this"
The Cajun poured the fish into the bayou and waited, after several minutes the warden says, "Well?"
"Well what?" Says the Cajun.
The warden says "When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?" Answers the Cajun
" The FISH" replies the warden
"What Fish?" Answers the Cajun...................
Moral of the story: we may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.
You can say what you want about the south, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north! —