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1 How is your day going on Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:18 am

Candy Cottingham


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HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING???

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making man steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," he says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life, I say, "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink; I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you, you jack-ass, show up and drink the whole thing!"

"But enough about me... how's your day going?"


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2 Re: How is your day going on Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:47 pm

gypsy


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Guess that shut the bully up
Very Happy

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