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1 What Would You Do on Tue May 01, 2012 10:47 pm

Candy Cottingham


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A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after
midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a
witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to
catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and there
is his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts,
"Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.

"HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
"HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
"HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.
"HE paid for our house at the lake.
"HE paid for our country club membership, and "HE even pays the monthly dues!"

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He
looks over at the cabby and says "What would you do?"

The cabby replies, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches cold."

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2 Re: What Would You Do on Tue May 01, 2012 11:36 pm

gypsy


Moderator
DUMB!!

3 Re: What Would You Do on Wed May 02, 2012 12:58 am

runawayhorses


Owner
lol I thought it was funny!

4 Re: What Would You Do on Wed May 02, 2012 1:06 am

gypsy


Moderator
[qIote="runawayhorses"]lol I thought it was funny![/quote]

I can see the humor//or as the English say,, humour//love it//I have a wonderful English Aunt~

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