A plane with 4 passengers is about to crash, but has only three
parachutes. The first passenger says "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA
basketball player. The Lakers need me. I can't afford to die." So he
takes the first parachute and leaves the plane.
The second passenger, Sarah Palin, says "I was the running mate of the
former Republican Party candidate for President of the United States . I am the most ambitious woman in
the world. I am also a former Alaska Governor, a potential future President,
and above all, the smartest woman in America ." She grabs the second
parachute and leaves the plane.
The third passenger, The Rev. Billy Graham, says to the fourth
passenger, a 10 year old school boy, "I am old and I don't have many
years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
The boy says, "It's okay. There is still a parachute left for you.
America 's smartest woman took my school backpack."