Hey this IS my Halloween Costume! (picture of himself)
I went as Dick Cheney last Year!
"What're you talkin' about? Of course I won fair 'n square in Jeb's state. Sweet honest Cruella --I mean Katherine'll tell ya. Shucks, even John Bolton will tell ya. He went 'n did such a good job hand countin' them there butterfly ballots that I tapped him to be our ambassador to the U.N.! We shocked 'n awed the shit outta them Iraqis. Now they're under the lead of the same tribe as Iran. God told me when I was prayin' recently that my official dictate at the end o' this December's bein' carried out as scheduled. Ever'thin'll be fine. Now, I gotta go clear some more o' that thar brush fer the cam'ras." ~ Duhbya
By: Warren Richards