The IRS sent my tax return back! AGAIN!
In response to the question: "Number of dependents?"
I replied .......
12 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployable lazy bums;
The entire cast of the Jerry Springer Show;
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
300,000 leftovers from Katrina;
Half of Mexico;
and hundreds more in the U.S. House and Senate.
Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer.