He marched straight up to the counter and said,
"Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare checks. I'd really rather
have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent!
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to
drive her around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL550 and he will supply
all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, your meals will be
provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her
overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will
also have to, as part of your job assignment, satisfy her sexual urges
as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed by now said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."