cute email that warms your heart and
you just can't wait to pass it on.
A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the door..
It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted
cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a
Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.
Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?"
Little boy: "What the hell do you think?"