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1 Walmart vs. The Morons on Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:41 pm

rosco 357


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Walmart vs. The Morons

1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart
every hour of every day.

2. This works out to $20,928 profit every
minute!

3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to
St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.

4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot +
Kroger + Target +Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.

5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is
the world's largest private employer, and most speak
English.

6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the
history of the world.

7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger
and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only
fifteen years.

8. During this same period, 31 big
supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.

9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any
other store in the world.

10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the
USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more
than it had five years ago.

11. This year 7.2 billion different
purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores.
(Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)

12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen
miles of a Wal-Mart.

You may think that I am complaining, but I
am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE
we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy.

This should be read and understood by all
Americans Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!

To the President and all 535 voting members
of the Legislature,both parties. It is now official you are
ALL corrupt morons:

a.. The U.S. Postal Service was established
in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is
broke.

b.. Social Security was established in 1935.
You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke.

c.. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You
have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.

d.. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have
had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is
confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor" and they
only want more.

e.. Medicare and Medicaid were established
in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are
broke.

f.. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You
have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.

g.. The Department of Energy was created in
1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has
ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a
year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32
years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.

You have FAILED in every "government
service" you have shoved down our throats while overspending
our tax dollars.


AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE
TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM? YOU THINK
YOU CAN RUN THE AUTO INDUSTRY... THE BANKING SYSTEM?

MAYBE WE OUGHT TO KICK YOUR EGG-HEAD BUDDY
BUMS OUT OF OFFICE AND HIRE WAL MART TO RUN THE GOVERNMENT?

WAL MART SEEMS TO KNOW HOW TO RUN A
BUSINESS.......WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST ADMIT IT'S WAY BEYOND
YOUR PAY GRADE, AND QUIT?

2 Re: Walmart vs. The Morons on Tue Aug 09, 2011 2:06 pm

runawayhorses


Owner
rosco 357 wrote:AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE
TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM? YOU THINK
YOU CAN RUN THE AUTO INDUSTRY... THE BANKING SYSTEM?

MAYBE WE OUGHT TO KICK YOUR EGG-HEAD BUDDY
BUMS OUT OF OFFICE AND HIRE WAL MART TO RUN THE GOVERNMENT?

WAL MART SEEMS TO KNOW HOW TO RUN A
BUSINESS.......WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST ADMIT IT'S WAY BEYOND
YOUR PAY GRADE, AND QUIT?
That's a little silly. Running walmart and running a country are not even comparable. Yes walmart has done well, but it can't run the country, they wouldn't know where to begin. Its apples and oranges. They run chains of large discount department stores and warehouse stores. But I know you posted this in the joke room so I'll take it as a joke. But whoever wrote that is dreaming. Its not realistic. Walmart got rich with our United States economy and other countries. They got started in the United States. They had nothing to do with how this country is run then, or now. They are a rich company because they are smart in business and because this country's government is the way it is. They can't run this country or do they even know how. They would be a fish out of water.

In a way it kinda pisses me off that guy who wrote that actually thinks walmart can run this country. That's absurd. He didn't seem to me to be making a joke, I think he meant what he said.

3 Re: Walmart vs. The Morons on Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:03 pm

rosco 357


Veteran
yep i know , i just got it in an email, and like u said i put it in the joke room,, i dont think it was ment to be serious and anyone knows walmart could not really run the country,,, probably just a clever way of telling how big walmart is,

4 Re: Walmart vs. The Morons on Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:08 pm

runawayhorses


Owner
Yep that's probably it.

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