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1 monk joke on Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:36 am

jonsey


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This is jonsey.. think i am in the ''joke room''?? can't swear anyone will see this.. A fellow wanted to become a monk... so he applied and the ''head monk'' told him he was accepted but me could not speak but once every five years.. all the rest of time he must remain silent... so the fellow went to the studiies.. at the end of 5 years the head monk called him in and said ''ok you may speak'' the fellow says.. Food Cold.. the head monk says '''OK we can fix that no problem'' then another 5 years passed and the fellow was again called in by the head monk who told him ''ok you may speak'''.. the fellow says ''bed hard'' the head monk says ok we can handle that get you a comfortable bed and then the third 5 years passed and the head monk had him back in and told him ''yes he could speak'' the fellowow says want to quit.. the head monk says.. I understand ''all you have done is complain since you came here''...

2 Re: monk joke on Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:38 pm

gypsy


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Hi Jonsey that was cute:)

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