5). The presidency wasn’t created by God so that we would have to sit around and listen to Congress. Those guys suck. You’re the president. Listen to Jesus and he’ll tell you to do whatever you want.
4). Unless you are Tom Cruise in Top Gun, nobody looks good when dressed as a fighter pilot….nobody.
3). Never adopt a policy that you can’t spell, for example diplomacy.
2). When things get tough, go clear brush.
1). Your problem Barack is that you are too competent. Incompetence is virtue. The worse you are at being president, the less the American people will expect from you. Try not to be too good at your job and before you know it you’ll be sitting pretty in the Oval Office for another four years, just like me