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1 Labrador Retriever on Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:31 pm

Candy Cottingham


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Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said, "Harry, I
have a plan to win back Middle America in 2012!"

"Great Nancy, but how?" asked Harry.

"We'll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most middle Americans wear,
then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador Retriever. Then, we'll go to a
nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration and
respect we have for the hard working people living there."

So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman,
Montana .

With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the bar. The
Bartender took a step back and said, "Hey! Aren't you Harry Reid and Nancy
Pelosi?" "Yes we are!" said Nancy , "And what a lovely town you have here.
We were passing through and Harry suggested we stop and take in some local
color."

They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up a
storm with anyone who would listen.

A few minutes later, a grizzled old farmer came in, walked up to the
Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and
walked out. A few moments later, in came another old farmer. He walked up
to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and
left the bar. For the next hour, another dozen farmers came in, lifted the
dog's tail, and left shaking their heads.

Finally, Nancy asked, "Why did all those old farmers come in and look under
the dog's tail? Is it some sort of custom?"

"Lord no," said the bartender. "Someone's out there running around town,
claiming there's a Labrador Retriever in here with two assholes!"

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2 Re: Labrador Retriever on Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:07 pm

runawayhorses


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lol!

3 Al Gore on Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:29 pm

Candy Cottingham


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Who is this Al Gore fella... Vice President to Bush who has made lots of money out of advocating Global warming..

What did he do..sell Solar Panels?

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4 Re: Labrador Retriever on Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:53 pm

rosco 357


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Candy Cottingham wrote:Who is this Al Gore fella... Vice President to Bush who has made lots of money out of advocating Global warming..

What did he do..sell Solar Panels?


I think mostly wrote books on it, but once u have been as high up the chain as he has, money will come ur way,, he like everyone that retires from the president or vice president make very large sums of money just making speeches to big organizations, i mean like $100, 000 a speech , Bill Clinton is making lots of money the same way. they all do,for the most part. and some sit on boards of large companies. probably do nothing but they use their name,, and it pays big,

5 Re: Labrador Retriever on Sun Feb 06, 2011 11:07 am

runawayhorses


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Candy Cottingham wrote:Who is this Al Gore fella... Vice President to Bush who has made lots of money out of advocating Global warming..
Al Gore served as the 45th Vice President of the United States under President Bill Clinton. They are Democrats. The Bush family are Republicans.

6 Re: Labrador Retriever on Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:11 pm

rosco 357


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lol i did not even notice or read close enough to see candy had Gore as Bushes VP. but to candy, AL Gores opinions have lots of controversy, but like i said once in those high offices, they all make huge sums of money when they get out, plus are paid for life.. and the president at least get a large amount to finance an office,every year for i think the rest of his life, for some reason without looking it up 96,000 bucks a year to run an office is in my mind, but i have no idea what the VP gets, from retirement from being VP

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