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1 DIVORCE versus MURDER on Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:41 am

Candy Cottingham

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,
I'd like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "I can't give you cyanide to
kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll
throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed
with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a

2 Re: DIVORCE versus MURDER on Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:11 pm

rosco 357

lol good one

3 Re: DIVORCE versus MURDER on Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:49 pm



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