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1 Bottle of Wine on Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:53 pm

Candy Cottingham


A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished,
but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women

The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This
must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for
the rest of our days.'

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a
sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed
to drive.'

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My
car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.

She hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to
the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

Women are clever, Don't mess with them.

2 Re: Bottle of Wine on Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:42 am


another aspect on the man's mind?

3 Re: Bottle of Wine on Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:06 am

Candy Cottingham

it's only a joke
i love man ..and men

4 Re: Bottle of Wine Today at 2:49 pm

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