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1 Pregnant Turkey on Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:01 am

rosco 357


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Pregnant Turkey
*This is priceless - would love to do this.*
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my
sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing
how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
play a trick. She told my sister that she needed
something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of
the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,
and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the
turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the
turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the
stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something,
she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant
bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news,
my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that
turkeys lay eggs!
Yep...................SHE'S BLONDE!

2 Re: Pregnant Turkey on Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:10 am

runawayhorses


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lol!

3 Re: Pregnant Turkey on Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:36 am

gypsy


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4 Re: Pregnant Turkey on Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:51 pm

Candy Cottingham


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funny
How old was the Sister?

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5 Re: Pregnant Turkey on Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:08 pm

rosco 357


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Candy Cottingham wrote:funny
How old was the Sister?

i dont know the joke did not say...not a true story

6 Re: Pregnant Turkey on Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:17 pm

Candy Cottingham


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Oh! NO No No
You can pull the wool over my head anytime...now you know my weakness.....
Tell me you have beautiful eyes and I will believe you...

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