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1 Young Married Couple on Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:06 am

Candy Cottingham


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A young couple got married and went on a cruise for their honeymoon.

When they arrived home from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called
Her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.

"Well, darling," said her mom, "how was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mother," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we
Had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using
Really horrible language... Stuff I'd never heard before... Really
Terrible 4-letter words... You've got to come get me and take me home.
PLEASE MOTHER!"
And the new bride began to sob over the telephone.

"But honey," the mother countered, "WHAT 4-letter words?"

"I can't tell you, mother," said the daughter, "they're too awful! COME
GET ME, PLEASE!"
"Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell mother
The 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother.... He is using words like:

DUST... WASH... IRON... COOK

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