I am appalled at all my friends who are so opposed to the mosque near ground
zero. To show our tolerance, we should let them build. Then, right across
the street, someone should put a topless bar, called "You Mecca Me Hot".
Next to that should be a gay bar, "The Turban Cowboy". And next door to the
mosque should be a pork-rib restaurant, maybe "Iraq o' Ribs"? That would
allow the Muslims to show their tolerance. Problem solved.