identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home
but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border. "May I see your
identification, please?" asked the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet,"
replied the guy. "Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said
the agent. "But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a
picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on
the other." "This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy
dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind. "By golly, you're right!"
exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago ." "Thanks!" he said.
"But how did you know I was from Chicago?" The agent replied, "I recognized
Obama in the middle."