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1 lost Wallet on Sat Sep 25, 2010 6:11 pm

rosco 357


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A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his
identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home
but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border. "May I see your
identification, please?" asked the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet,"
replied the guy. "Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said
the agent. "But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a
picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on
the other." "This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy
dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind. "By golly, you're right!"
exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago ." "Thanks!" he said.
"But how did you know I was from Chicago?" The agent replied, "I recognized
Obama in the middle."

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