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1 St. Pattys Day on Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:43 am

rosco 357


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Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar.
After a while one looks at the other and says,
'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that
you're from Ireland. The other woman responds proudly,
'Yes, I sure am!'
The first one says, 'So am I!
And where about in Ireland are ya from ?
The other woman answers,
'I'm from St. John's , I am.'
The first one responds, 'So, am I!!
And what street did you live on?'
The other woman says, 'A lovely little area it was
in the west end. I lived on Warbury Street
in the old central part of town.'
The first one says, 'Faith and it's a small world.
So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?'
The other woman answers, 'Well now,
I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course.'
The first one gets really excited and says,
'And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?'
The other woman answers,
'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.'
The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord
must be smiling down upon us ! I can hardly
believe our good luck at winding up in the
same pub tonight. Can you believe it,
I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 me self.
**About this time, handsome Michael walks into the bar,
sits down and orders a beer.
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael,
shaking his head and mutters,
'It's going to be a long night tonight.'
Michael asks, ' Why do you say that, Brian?'
Brian answers,
'The Murphy twins are drunk again.'

2 Re: St. Pattys Day on Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:05 am

runawayhorses


Owner
LOL good one

3 Re: St. Pattys Day on Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:32 pm

gypsy


Moderator
haha that was a cute one:)

4 Re: St. Pattys Day on Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:41 pm

runawayhorses


Owner
I also want to mention I like the Green title and text color. Very fitting.

5 Re: St. Pattys Day on Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:11 am

trryvill


Member
Ok THat was great////was wondering where that was going....Loved it

6 Re: St. Pattys Day on Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:28 pm

gypsy


Moderator
The text coloring was very creative~ my artist eye likes it~how do we get the color ?

7 Re: St. Pattys Day on Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:52 pm

runawayhorses


Owner
I took a screenshot of what button you click to add color to your text in your post. I highlighted it in RED. Click that button and choose a color, and that color code will be placed on your message text area. Then just write your text between the codes. I.E.

--------

[color=red] WRITE YOUR TEXT HERE [/color]

I disabled BBcode in this post so you can see the code, otherwise you wouldn't see it.



Click the link to see the screenshot:

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd190/runawayhorses1/general/sscolor2.jpg

8 Re: St. Pattys Day on Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:29 pm

rosco 357


Veteran
yes u hit the color button and picked green so it put the code in, but would not work till i copied
[/color] then deleted it and pasted it at the end of my joke, or maybe i could have just clicked in between the code and pasted in my joke if i pasted it before the word [/color] anyway the way i did it worked,

9 Re: St. Pattys Day on Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:55 pm

runawayhorses


Owner
rosco 357 wrote:yes u hit the color button and picked green so it put the code in, but would not work till i copied
[/color] then deleted it and pasted it at the end of my joke, or maybe i could have just clicked in between the code and pasted in my joke if i pasted it before the word [/color] anyway the way i did it worked,
Yes that's the way to do it, click between the codes and write. The text must go between the beginning tag (code) and the ending tag. The ending tag always have this: / in the beginning of the ending tag, like this [/color]. All the button does is add the beginning and ending tags. You have to write between them like I explained. Its simple. Put your cursor in the middle and start writing.

You can also change the text size,You can add italics like this. And many other things you can do to the text.

Center your text like this in bold!


You can even make your text flash :)

However, Internet explorer doesn't recognize this flashing text code because Internet Explorer is a piece of garbage browser, but those of you using Firefox can see the text flash. I'm back on firefox fulltime now. There are other flashing codes I could use that IE CAN read, but screw IE.

10 Re: St. Pattys Day on Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:09 pm

runawayhorses


Owner
You can also make the text scroll!! Yes this one works for IE too.

11 Re: St. Pattys Day on Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:25 pm

runawayhorses


Owner
Oh, BTW, all the views to this topic (hits) are a result of me editing my posts to get the codes just right. lol

12 Re: St. Pattys Day on Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:27 pm

gypsy


Moderator
I feel like a dummy LOL I can't understand how to do it after reading itLOL

13 Re: St. Pattys Day on Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:32 pm

gypsy


Moderator
hope this works

14 Re: St. Pattys Day on Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:32 pm

gypsy


Moderator
I did it LOL I was forgetting to click between ,I also didn't take time to read it good~ sorry for not responding though~ I

15 Re: St. Pattys Day on Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:00 am

runawayhorses


Owner
Very good Gypsy! Glad you learned that..

16 Re: St. Pattys Day on Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:34 am

trryvill


Member
well I am very Glad I came back to read the Joke again...I have got a little education as well..Thanks Very Happy

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