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1 mid life crisis on Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:10 pm


After being married 25 years, one day
I took a look at the wife and said,

"Honey, do you realize 25 years ago, I had
a cheap apartment,

a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched
a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got
to sleep every night with a
hot 25 year old blonde".

"Now, we have a nice house,

a nice car, a big bed and plasma screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman.

It seems to me that you are not holding
up your side of things!"

Now my wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a
hot 25 year old blonde,

and she would make sure

that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,

sleeping on a sofa bed....

I shut up and took out the trash...

Aren't older women great?
They really know how to solve your
mid-life crisis!

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