I took a look at the wife and said,
"Honey, do you realize 25 years ago, I had
a cheap apartment,
a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched
a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got
to sleep every night with a
hot 25 year old blonde".
"Now, we have a nice house,
a nice car, a big bed and plasma screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman.
It seems to me that you are not holding
up your side of things!"
Now my wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a
hot 25 year old blonde,
and she would make sure
that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,
sleeping on a sofa bed....
I shut up and took out the trash...
Aren't older women great?
They really know how to solve your