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1 An' A Fine Day To Ya (True Friendship) on Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:31 pm



True Friendship...


(None of that Sissy shite)

Are ye tired of those piss weak 'friendship poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship...You will see no cute wee smiley faces on this card Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.

1.When ye are sad --I will help you pissed and plot revenge against the bastard who made ye sad.

2.When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.

3.When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4.When ye are scared -- I will shake the piss out of ye every chance I get, until you're NOT.

5.When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until YE STOP YER WHINING!

6.When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words.

7.When ye are sick--Stay the m f**k away from me until ye are well again.

I don't want whatever ye've got.

8.When ye fall, I will laugh my effin head off at you, you clumsy arse,

.......but I'll help you up.

9.This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask;

Because you are my friend.

Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth....

Send this to 10 o yer closest friends,

Then get depressed because ye can only think of 4

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