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1 This is so funny Turkey/scotch on Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:51 am

gypsy


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HOW TO COOK A TURKEY



1) Go buy a turkey.

2) Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) or Jack Daniels.

3) Put turkey in the oven.

4) Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.

5) Set the degree at 375 ovens

6) Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.

7) Turn oven the on.

8) Take 4 whisks of drinky.

9) Turk the bastey.

10) Whiskey another bottle of get.

11) Stick a turkey in the thermometer

12) Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.

13) Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.

14) Take the oven out of the turkey.

15) Take the oven out of the turkey.

16) Floor the turkey up off of the pick.

17) Turk the carvey.

18) Get yourself another scottle of botch.

19) Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.

20) Bless the saying, pass and eat out.

2 Re: This is so funny Turkey/scotch on Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:01 am

runawayhorses


Owner
LOL good one.

Here's how I cook a turkey:

Throw it in the oven at 325 degrees for about 3 1/2 hours, pull it out and eat. Simple and efective method.

3 Re: This is so funny Turkey/scotch on Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:05 am

gypsy


Moderator
So true an delicious~ turkey talk

4 Re: This is so funny Turkey/scotch on Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:10 am

runawayhorses


Owner
LOL!

Well, I could get more technical, but thats the general idea. Very Happy

5 Re: This is so funny Turkey/scotch on Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:21 am

gypsy


Moderator
yeppers! your a technical guy Very Happy wish I knew more,ur teaching good~

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