A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box
of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care
of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible
for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner
that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what
would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly
before landing in New York , she used the intercom to
announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who
gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?"
Not a single hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as some folks think they are.