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1 Old Butch (Tx Lonny) on Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:17 am


John was in the fertilized egg business
He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,'
and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing
went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time,so he bought some tiny bells
and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone,so he could tell from a distance,
which rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report
by just listening to the bells.
John's favorite rooster, old Butch,was a very fine specimen,
but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing
pullets,bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for
To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch,he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize
but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.
Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace
and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?

2 Re: Old Butch (Tx Lonny) on Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:51 am

rosco 357

really good , very good, thanks,

3 Re: Old Butch (Tx Lonny) on Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:43 am


Good one..

4 Re: Old Butch (Tx Lonny) on Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:37 pm


Great humor from the Meister..Thanks for sharing Moon..

5 Re: Old Butch (Tx Lonny) Today at 4:12 pm

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