The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes- caffeine."
"Have you ever been in the military service?
"Yes," he says "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says,"That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks,"Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says,"Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M... Every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says, "For the first two hours, workers just stand around drinking coffee and scratching their balls. No point in you coming in for that.".