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1 Florida DOT Office to apply for a job. on Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:04 pm

rosco 357

A guy goes to the Florida DOT Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes- caffeine."

"Have you ever been in the military service?
"Yes," he says "I was in Iraq for two years."

The interviewer says,"That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."

Then he asks,"Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says,"Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M... Every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer says, "For the first two hours, workers just stand around drinking coffee and scratching their balls. No point in you coming in for that.".

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