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1 A prayer for the stressed on Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:26 am

trryvill


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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and he wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because hey pissed me of. Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me give 10O percent at work.. 12 on Monday,23 on Tuesday,40 on Wednesday,20 on Thursday ,and 5 percent on Friday.And help me to remember.....When I'm having a real bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

2 Re: A prayer for the stressed on Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:10 pm

gypsy


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Hey a good one : lol!

3 Re: A prayer for the stressed on Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:27 pm

SSC


Admin
Very cute Trryvill

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