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1 TIMBUKTU----REDNECK POETRY CONTEST on Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:25 pm

SSC


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REDNECK POETRY CONTEST

THE NATIONAL POETRY CONTEST HAD COME DOWN TO TWO:

A YALE GRADUATE AND A REDNECK FROM TENNESSEE

THEY WERE GIVEN A WORD, THEN ALLOWED

TWO MINUTES TO STUDY THE WORD AND COME UP WITH A POEM.



THE WORD THEY WERE GIVEN WAS ‘ TIMBUKTU ‘.



FIRST TO RECITE HIS POEM WAS THE YALE GRADUATE. HE

STEPPED TO THE MICROPHONE AND SAID:



‘SLOWLY ACROSS THE DESERT SAND,

TREKKED A LONELY CARAVAN.

MEN ON CAMELS, TWO BY TWO,

DESTINATION: TIMBUKTU ‘



THE CROWD WENT CRAZY!

NO WAY COULD THE REDNECK TOP THAT.



AS THE REDNECK CALMLY MADE HIS WAY TO THE

MICROPHONE AND RECITED:



‘ME AND TIM, A’ HUNTIN’ WE WENT.

MET THREE GALS IN A POP-UP TENT.

THEY WAS THREE, AND WE WAS TWO.

SO I BUCKED ONE, AND TIMBUKTU .’



THE REDNECK WON.

2 Re: TIMBUKTU----REDNECK POETRY CONTEST on Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:39 am

runawayhorses


Owner
lol!

3 Re: TIMBUKTU----REDNECK POETRY CONTEST on Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:43 am

gypsy


Moderator
that is funny SSC

4 Re: TIMBUKTU----REDNECK POETRY CONTEST on Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:06 pm

rosco 357


Veteran
yep yesterday i copied this and emailed it out to friends and family,,

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