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1 Beer Theories on Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:37 pm

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Beer Theories

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I
look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink
this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my
liver."
Babe Ruth


"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Lyndon B Johnson

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Paul Hornung


"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
H. L.. Mencken

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So,
let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
George Bernard Shaw


"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin


"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
Dave Barry


BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!
W. C. Fields


Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.
Professor Irwin Corey


To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group Salvation in a can!
Leo Durocher


One night at Cheers, Cliff Calvin explained the" Buffalo Theory" to his
buddy Norm:

"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest
and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection
is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the
whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! ;
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain
cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
first.. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's
why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

2 Re: Beer Theories on Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:44 pm

runawayhorses


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LMAO, good one..

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