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1 Grandma Knows Best on Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:45 pm

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Oh how we all yearn for the good ole days....

My grandmother died in the 60's, but her birthday is coming up, and that
always causes me to reminisce . The long walks we used to take to the store
in town, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds
or washing the sidewalk . . .

Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the
crown of grand motherly advice, occurred when I was only about 13 . We were
sitting in a park having just finished collecting some 40 soda bottles for
the deposit money on a beautiful spring day .

She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own
family . 'And always remember this thing,' she said . 'Be sure you marry a
woman with small hands . '

'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.
She answered in her soft Irish voice,
'Makes your dick look bigger.'


. . . . . Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

2 Re: Grandma Knows Best on Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:55 pm

runawayhorses


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lol!

3 Re: Grandma Knows Best on Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:28 pm

rosco 357


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lol good one

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