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Subject: Story With >>> My words Why do they print a story with this foreground
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Moral



Once upon a
time lived a
beautiful
Queen with
large
breasts. Nick
the Dragon Slayer
obsessed over the Queen for
this
reason.
He
knew that the
penalty for his desire
would be death should
he try to
touch them,
but he had to
try.


One day Nick
revealed his secret
desire to his
colleague,
Horatio the Physician,
the King's chief
doctor.
Horatio thought about

this and said
that he could arrange
for Nick to more than
satisfy his
desire,
but it would
cost him 1000 gold
coins to arrange it.


Without
pause, Nick
readily
agreed to the
scheme..


The next day,
Horatio made a batch
of
itching
powder and poured a little
bit into the Queen's
bra while she
bathed.
Soon after
she dressed, the itching
commenced and grew
intense. Upon
being
summoned to
the Royal Chambers to
address this incident,

Horatio
informed
the
King and
Queen that only a special
saliva, if applied for
four hours,
would cure
this type of
itch, and that tests
had shown that, among all
of the
citizens of
the kingdom,
only the saliva of Nick
would work as the
antidote to
cure the
itch.


The King,
eager to help his Queen,
quickly summoned Nick to


their
chambers. Horatio
then slipped Nick the
antidote for
the
itching
powder, which he put
into his mouth, and for
the next four
hours,
Nick worked
passionately on the
Queen's large and
magnificent
breasts. The
Queen's
itching was eventually
relieved, and Nick left
satisfied and
was hailed
by the King
and Queen as a
hero.


Upon
returning to his chamber,
Nick
found Horatio
demanding his payment
of 1000 gold
coins.
With his
obsession
now
satisfied, Nick couldn't have
cared less knowing
that Horatio
could never
report this
matter to the King and
with a laugh told him to
get
lost.


The next day,
Horatio slipped a
massive dose of the same
itching
powder
into the
King's underwear. The King
immediately
summoned Nick
.

The moral of
the story - Pay
your
damn
bills.

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