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1 WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE... on Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:45 pm

rosco 357


Veteran
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE...

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be

confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner..

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of

your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered

vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and

she proceeded to try to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it

wide open. ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least

seen my demonstration.''

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

"Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove a ll traces of this horse manure

from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder..''

The old lady stepped back and sa id:''Well let me get you a fork, cause they

cut off my electricity this morning."

2 Re: WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE... on Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:51 pm

runawayhorses


Owner
LOL very funny!

3 Re: WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE... on Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:52 pm

gypsy


Moderator
Haha~ that is hilarious~ Good one Rosco!

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