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1 FOOTBALL SEASON IS ALMOST HERE on Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:06 pm

rosco 357


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FOOTBALL SEASON IS ALMOST HERE -- BONE UP ON YOUR
KNOWLEDGE WITH THIS STIMULATING QUESTIONNAIRE.

(1) What does the average Mississippi State player get on his SATs?
-----Drool.

(2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
-----A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get an LSU cheerleader into your dorm room?
-----Grease her hips and push like hell.

(4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?
-----Pay him for the pizza.

(5) Why do the Auburn cheerleaders wear bibs?
-----To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

(6) Why is the Vandy football team like a possum?
-----Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of a Florida football player's
life?

-----His freshman year.

(8) How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
-----None . . . That's a sophomore course at Mississippi.

(9) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
-----Lexington, Kentucky. He knew that the police would never look
there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash . . .)

(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color ?
-----You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and
picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

2 Re: FOOTBALL SEASON IS ALMOST HERE on Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:14 pm

gypsy


Moderator
So funny Rosco~

3 Re: FOOTBALL SEASON IS ALMOST HERE on Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:58 pm

runawayhorses


Owner
Good one, I enjoyed that..

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