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1 if your not already feeling old!! on Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:18 am


FYI: 1979 to 2009


1979: Long hair
2009: Longing for hair

1979: KEG
2009: EKG

1979: Acid rock

2009: Acid reflux

1979: Moving to California because it's cool

2009: Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1979: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or
Liz Taylor

2009: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or
Liz Taylor

1979: Seeds and stems
2009: Roughage

1979: Hoping for a BMW
2009: Hoping for a BM

19 79: Going to a new, hip joint

2009: Receiving a new hip joint

1979: Rolling Stones
2009: Kidney Stones

1979: Screw the system
2009: Upgrade the system

1979 : Disco
2009: Costco

1979 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2009: Children begging you to get their heads

1979 : Passing the drivers' test
2009: Passing the vision test

1979 : Whatever
2009: Depends

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this
Will certainly change things.. Each year the staff at
Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to
try to give the faculty a sense of the mind set of this year's incoming freshmen.
Here's this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall across
The nation were born in 1991.

They are too young to remember the 1st spaceshuttle blowing up.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering! Machine

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: 'Where's the Beef?', 'I'd walk A mile for a Camel', or 'de plane, Boss, de plane.'
They do not care who shot J. R. And have no idea who J. R. even is.
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McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading...
So have a nice day!!!!! It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!

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