You are not connected. Please login or register

View previous topic View next topic Go down  Message [Page 1 of 1]

1 Lone Rangers last request on Sat Jun 06, 2009 1:58 am


The Lone Ranger's Last Request

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy
Indian War

The Indian Chief proclaims,

"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger."

"In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed
in three

"Before I kill you, I grant you three requests."

"What is your FIRST request???"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

The Chief nods, and Silver is brought before the Lone
Ranger who
whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful
blonde woman on
his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone
Ranger's tent
and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.

"You have a very fine and loyal horse," but I will still
kill you in
two days."

"What is your SECOND request???"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in
the horse's ear.

As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again
this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive
than the blonde.

She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the

The following morning the Indian Chief is again
"You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still
kill you

"What is your LAST request???"

The Lone Ranger responds,
"I'd like to speak to my horse .... alone."

The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is
brought to the
Lone Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both
ears, looks
him square in the eye and says,

"Listen Very Carefully!!!!
FOR... THE... LAST... TIME... I SAID ...


View previous topic View next topic Back to top  Message [Page 1 of 1]

Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum