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1 man and Beautiful blonde lady on Tue May 12, 2009 1:07 pm


A man met a
beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to

marry her right

*She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'*

*He said,
'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as

we go along.'*

*So she
consented, they were married, and off they went on a

honeymoon at a
very nice resort.*

morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off

of his towel,
climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two

and a half
tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike

position, at
which point he straightened out and cut the

water like a

*After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down

on the towel.*

*She said,
'That was incredible!'*

*He said,
'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see,

I told you we'd
learn more about each other as we went along.'*

*So she got
up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.*

seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool,

lay down on her
towel and was hardly out of breath.*

*He said,
'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic


*'No,' she said, 'I was a hooker in Pittsburgh and I worked

both sides of
the River*

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