On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with
great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic
husband had settled down on the couch.
When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he
replied, 'It's Lent.'
In tears, she sobbed, 'Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever
heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?'