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1 a different easter story LOL on Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:18 pm

gypsy


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Happy Easter everyone!!!

> > A man is driving along a highway and sees a
> > rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
> >
> > He swerves to avoid hitting it, but
> > unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
> >
> > The driver,
> > a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
> > pulls over and gets out to see
> > what has become of the rabbit.
> > Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the
> > Easter Bunny,
> > and he is DEAD .
> >
> > The driver feels so awful that he begins to
> > cry.
> > A beautiful blonde woman driving down the
> > highway
> > sees a man crying on the side of the road
> > and pulls over.
> >
> > She steps out of the car and asks the man
> > what's wrong.
> >
> > "I feel terrible," ! he explains,
> > "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny
> > with my car and KILLED HIM."
> >
> > The blonde says,"Don't worry."
> >
> > She runs to her car
> > and pulls out a spray can.
> > She walks over to the limp, dead Easter
> > Bunny ,
> > bends down,
> > and sprays the contents onto him.
> >
> > The Easter Bunny jumps up,
> > waves its paw at the two of them
> > and hops off down the road.
> >
> > Ten feet away he stops,
> > turns around and waves again,
> > he hops down the road another 10 feet,
> > turns and waves,
> >
> > hops another ten feet,
> > turns and waves,
> >
> > and repeats this again and again and again
> > and again,
> > until he hops out of sight.
> >
> > The man is astonished.
> > He runs over to the woman and demands,
> >
> > "What is in that can?
> > What did you spray on the Easter Bunny
> > ?"
> >
> > The woman turns the can around
> > so that the man can read the label.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > It says,
> >
> >
> > "Hair Spray
> > Restores life to dead hair,
> > and adds permanent wave."
> >
> > Happy Easter ! ! !

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