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1 you got to love em on Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:43 pm

gypsy


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Oh, Well, You’ve got to love them!








One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.

Seconds after he
stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the
washing machine?'

'It depends,' I
replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, '
OHIO STATE ! '

And they say
blondes are dumb...

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A couple is lying
in bed. The man says,

'I am going to make
you the happiest woman in the world.'



The woman replies,
'I'll miss you...'

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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'



'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

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Q: What do you
call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor

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A man and his wife,
now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.



The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger.....

Whoosh..immediately he turned
90!!!

Gotta love that
fairy!



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Dear Lord,



I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.

AMEN

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Q: Why do little
boys whine?



A: They are practicing to be
men.

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Q: What do you
call a handcuffed man?



A: Trustworthy.



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Q: What does it
mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.



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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.



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Q: How do you
keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the
email folder 'Instruction Manuals'



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