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1 JOHNNY THE BAPTIST on Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:43 pm

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Matt. 18:4-5 'Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven.
And whoever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me.'

Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed
Him 'playing church' with their cat.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.
She smiled and went about her work.

A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back
To the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.
She called out, 'Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!'

Johnny looked up at her and said,
'He should have thought about that before he joined my church.'

2 Re: JOHNNY THE BAPTIST on Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:57 pm


haha that was very funny, cats are so funny looking when they are wet LOL

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