Ken replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.
''A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?
''I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disgust.'Why on earth would a retired person get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?
'Well, I did it for 4 reasons.
One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, Four, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.
Ken is recovering in room 233 at Meridian Park Hospital .