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1 HOW TO TELL YOU ARE MARRIED on Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:31 am



Three women: One engaged, one married and
one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to
amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto
heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found
me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and
said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'

2 Re: HOW TO TELL YOU ARE MARRIED on Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:46 am


haha!! A good one~

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