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1 Joys of Aging on Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:56 am


Perks of reaching 50 or being over
60 and heading towards 70!

01 Kidnappers are not very
Interested in you.

02. In a hostage situation you
Are likely to be released first.

03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

04. People call at 9 PM and ask,
Did I wake you?

05. People no longer view you
As a hypochondriac.

06. There is nothing left t o learn
The hard way.

07. Things you buy now won't
Wear out.

08. You can eat supper at 4 PM.

09. You can live without sex but
Not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments
About pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed
Limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your
Stomach in no matter who walks
Into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator

14. Your eyes won't get much

15. Your investment in health
Insurance is finally beginning
To pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with
Your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is
Finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who
Sent you this list.

Never, under any circumstances,
Take a sleeping pill and a laxative
On the same night.

2 Re: Joys of Aging on Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:40 am


Q: How many retired people does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one, but it will take all day.

3 Re: Joys of Aging on Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:47 am



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