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1 will I live to 80 on Sun Dec 21, 2008 6:32 pm



Will I Live to see 80? *

* I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.*

* A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'*

* He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'*

*'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'*

* Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?*

* 'I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!*

* 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'*

* 'No, I don't,' I said.*

* He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'*

* 'No,' I said. *

He looked at me and said,.... 'Then, why do you even give a shit?

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