His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear
out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself
as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put
Talcum Powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's