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1 TontoLone Ranger on Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:16 pm

gypsy


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The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'


'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.


The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.'

'What's it tell you, Tonto?'

'You dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole the tent.'

2 Re: TontoLone Ranger on Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:20 pm

runawayhorses


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Good one! lol!

3 Re: TontoLone Ranger on Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:07 pm

gypsy


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Thanks Tyler~

4 Re: TontoLone Ranger on Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:02 pm

rosco 357


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lol. thats funny, took me by surprise, ,,

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