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1 Spanish Words of the Day on Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:49 pm

SSC


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I thought you'd like these....the sad thing is, I had no problem reading and

understanding them.....


1. Cheese

The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito

replies: 'Maria likes me, but cheese fat.'

2. Mushroom

When all of my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. Shoulder

My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I

shoulder.

4. Texas

My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. Herpes

Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.

6. July

Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! 'Julyer!'

7. Rectum

I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. Juarez

One day my gramma slapped me and I said, 'Juarez your problem?'

9. Chicken

I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

10. Wheelchair

We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry, wheelchair.

11. Chicken wing

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

12. Harassment

My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey,

harassment nothing to me.

13. Bishop

My wife fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the bishop.

14. Body wash

I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

15. Green Pink Yellow

When the phone green, I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow?'

2 Re: Spanish Words of the Day on Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:38 pm

runawayhorses


Owner
Very cute, btw I had no problem reading and understanding them either, in fact I understood them better than I do some English speaking people,, lol!

3 Re: Spanish Words of the Day on Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:35 pm

rosco 357


Veteran
yep me too, i had no problem with any of them.. i think here as construction is down the mex, here are in a bit of a bind, take care

4 Re: Spanish Words of the Day on Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:57 pm

SSC


Admin
Maybe they will go home , or tighten their belts and wait for Obama's new welfare and handout programs he promised them. Don't want to let down the hispanic voters.

5 Re: Spanish Words of the Day on Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:26 am

runawayhorses


Owner
Oh I didn't realize this was a 'Hispanic voter' type material, my first impression was it was just cute, like how children pronounce thngs, but now I see it was something else. Oh well.

6 Re: Spanish Words of the Day on Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:44 am

SSC


Admin
No it wasn't meant to be about hispanic voters, I just took a cheap shot. Very Happy

7 Re: Spanish Words of the Day on Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:50 am

runawayhorses


Owner
cheap shots are good for the soul, its healthy to get it out of your system, I take cheap shots almost on a daily basis, so its always a pleasure to see someone else do it too..

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