The farmer heard the commotion from his home, and drove his ATV out to check the carnage. He shook his head, went to his barn, got his John Deer and a big flatbed trailer. He went back and loaded up the bodies.
Three days later, the search team finds the wreckage, and goes to the farmers' house. The Sherrif asks,"where are the people from the bus?" The farmer responds,"I'll take ya to where I gave em all a nice christian burial" "You mean they ALL died?" The Sherrif asks. "Well," the farmer responds, "three or four of em said they were still alive, but everyone knows ya can't believe a liberal!"