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1 three ladies in a sauna on Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:42 pm

gypsy


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Three Ladies in a Sauna

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE
SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING
SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP
STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS
MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY
ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN
LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE
EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN
MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE
DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE
STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE
RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE
OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID..........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT
THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!

2 Re: three ladies in a sauna on Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:55 pm

runawayhorses


Owner
Good one! lol!

3 Re: three ladies in a sauna on Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:57 pm

gypsy


Moderator
Thanks Tyler its an old one, but still funny..

4 Re: three ladies in a sauna Today at 12:02 am

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