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1 Daily Quotes on Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:38 pm


Post your favorite quotes

Here's some good ones by Dan Quayle..

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." 18/9/90

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a 'part' of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a 'part' of Europe."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority." 5/9/90

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."

Dan Quayle

2 Re: Daily Quotes on Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:36 am


For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!

Jay Leno

3 Re: Daily Quotes on Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:48 am


Any American who is prepared to run for President should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from every doing so."
Gore Vidal.
"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."
Will Rogers.

"Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift" ... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git."
Alexai Sayle.

"In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes."
Adlai Stevenson.

"The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep."
Clinton aide George Stephanopolous.

"The Internet is a gateway to get on the net."
Bob Dole.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
Dan Quayle

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
David Dinkins, New York City Mayor.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers We are the president."
Hillary Clinton.

4 Re: Daily Quotes on Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:51 am


"Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least."
Robert Byrne.
"Democracy is too good to share with just anybody."
Nigel Rees.

"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."
George Bernard Shaw

"Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people."
Oscar Wilde

"We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate."
Kin Hubbard.

"Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't."
Patrick Murray.

"Anybody who enjoys being in the House of Commons probably needs psychiatric help."
Ken Livingstone.

"An ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination."

"I do not belong to any organised political party: I'm a democrat."
Will Rogers.

"Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable."
John Galbraith.

5 Re: Daily Quotes on Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:56 am


I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming."
Jimmy Carter.
"I have orders to be awakened at any time in the case of a national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting."
Ronald Reagan.

"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another."
George Bush.

"I'm glad I'm not Brezhnev. Being the Russian leader in the Kremlin. You never know if someone's tape recording what you say."
Richard Nixon.

"I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them."
George Bush.

"Politics is supposed be the second oldest profession. I have come to realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."
Ronald Reagan.

"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."
Ronald Reagan.

"I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon."
Ronald Reagan.

"People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like."
Abraham Lincoln.

"When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal."
Richard Nixon.

6 Re: Daily Quotes on Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:36 pm


you know you are getting older when "Happy Hour" is taking a nap
Gray Kristofferson

Gray hair is God's Graffiti
Bill Cosby

I'm at an age where my back goes out,more than I do

Phyllis Diller

Growing old, ain't for sissies
Art Linklatter

7 Re: Daily Quotes on Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:36 pm


Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

8 Re: Daily Quotes on Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:37 am


I love America more than any other country in this world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.
James A. Baldwin

9 Re: Daily Quotes on Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:53 pm


Perfect speed isn't moving fast at all; perfect speed is being there.

10 Re: Daily Quotes on Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:09 pm


Those are some good quotes Tyler, enjoyed reading them again

11 Re: Daily Quotes on Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:42 pm


"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." Einstein

12 Re: Daily Quotes on Thu Nov 17, 2011 5:26 pm


"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." - James Dean

One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." - Helen Keller

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