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1 Skunk Rescue on Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:33 pm


A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks
her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the
road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take
it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?'

He says, 'OK, get in the car with it.'

The wife says, 'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'

He says, 'Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there.'

'But what about the smell?' asked the wife.

He says, 'Just hold its little nose.'

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with,
died at the scene.

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